加油吧!

旅程结识了不错的人， 听了感动的故事。
Moon 和Nelson。
在外地遇到了同乡，份外亲切感。
很佩服Moon的勇气，从老远的台湾嫁来马来西亚。。2人因为求学在台湾相识相恋，Nelson是大马人，学成归国后2人依然爱得如痴如醉。
距离，并没有把他们隔得更远反而拉得更近。
80年代的Sibu要到达好不容易。 从台湾飞到KK， 从KK到Miri， 从Miri到Bintulu最后从Bintulu到Sibu。
一个女人，千里迢迢飞来与心爱的男人相聚，并嫁给他。天知道当她决定要嫁给他时需要多大的勇气： 放弃了从小到大的缤纷台北的都市生活，离开了至亲的家人，到这个陌生又不起眼的地方，陌生的言语,陌生的文化，一切一切她都得去适应。她把她的一生投注在这个男人的身上。丝毫没有去顾虑后果： 如果男人背叛了她怎么办？家人这么遥远，有谁可以投靠的？如果做错了选择怎么办？在这人生地不熟的地方，要怎么办？
一个男人，非她不爱，所以即使难关重重，他都一一克服，誓必要把她娶回家，用他的爱证明，用他的诚意把她打动，就因为这样的一个她，他包容，珍惜，呵护着她。
很佩服，也很感动，2人的爱如此真，如此坚。
很感谢他们的赠言：“不要为已失去的感到灰心失望，前方的路还很长，一定能找到属于你的春天。”
是的，是时候了。不能再这样下去了。失去的已回不来，只有去追求前方所有的。
可能，能与Moon和Nelson相识的缘分是上天所安排的吧!？
是的，该走出忧伤了。

灵魂.流浪

这几天下来，感伤了。
到处流浪了将近一星期。连续几天的走走逛逛，在陌生的城市，陌生的环境漫无目的的转着绕着。
简单的备装，忧郁的心独自踏上了原本约好了的旅程。一路上新鲜新奇的人和事物都无法消除心中的凄悲。
心情，并没有好一点，忧伤，反而更多，泪水，更频繁。
很没用。
讨厌偶尔感觉的悲伤，讨厌偶然失控的泪水，更讨厌变成脆弱的自己。

搞错了吧？！

这么大个人了还要被学生唠叨 θ=θ"
搞不懂…是她们罗嗦还是我就这么不让人放心？
知道要单独去旅行，昨天放学被抓住叮咛这，叮咛那：说要记得涂防晒油啦(因为知道我喜欢轻便的穿着)，小心扒手啦，不要随便理睬陌生人的搭讪啦，不要上错飞机啦等等等等。(拜托…在机场睡着了错过了班机就有，上错机就没有啦)
以为终于可以摆脱了一大堆的担心，可却在临行前收到学生的简讯：一定要平安回来啦什么的。
(说到好像有什么不好的预感那样，真是败给了她们)
哎…能会有什么事？如果真有事要发生，说什么也阻挡不了的啦。
Anyway，对于她们的关心，很是感动。

FUN is my middle name

自然反应嘛…
有谁加了薪水还不高兴的？500+RM哩，虽然说多不多，说少也不少，有加就值得高兴啦 ^ν^
instead of 每个月都领一样的amount，这样的一个忽然改变，即使是区区的几十块钱也很令人振奋的 *ν*
这样突如其来的叫跳了起来把同事们吓了一跳，真有点不好意思 *８*
幸好大家都不介意，还很开心。呵呵…沉闷的气氛突然间high了起来 :D
不要忘记哦，FUN is my middle name，有我就有fun :))))

作败自己

Oh shit! really hate this.
成为猫头鹰已1星期多了， 真作败！ 老鼠都被抓完了，灭种了啦，还不睡！ 真的要看医生了…
真是TMD作败，又不是因为去旅行而感到兴奋，没有什么烦恼，更不可能是因为吃了什么东西而兴奋，就算是喝了咖啡也能倒床就入梦的人竟然会连续的失眠了1个星期，真是作败！
Ouch! 很久没有用这个词了，以前的他常用的，不知不觉也被传染了。一段时间的口头禅，不知什么原因忘了用，今晚却突然的pop出脑海。
跟他没有那种特别的缘分，很庆幸能得到他的溺爱：依然可以得到不能从哥哥身上得来的关心的哥哥，也能很幸福。
听说他结婚后虽然还有打球，依然也发了福。
做了奶爸才知道女人的辛苦咧？
真的是100%名副其实的作败自己。

请便

chances are open.
不知乌云什么时候会散去，无法确定晴天何时再来。
不能再沉沦下去了；沉溺在梦了不愿醒来。
如果这是你想要的，没有理由阻止你扮演大风的角色来把乌云驱走；
如果充电十足要不停的把我从梦中吵醒，我也不会把闹钟砸坏的。
但，请不要奢望太多，一个失去了太多的人并没有什么剩余的好给了；
也请不要期望太高，从失望边缘走出的人是不敢对任何事情存有任何希望的。

假期快乐

再过2天，年中假期。大家都在讨论着假期要做什么，要去哪里度假。
照理，心情也是一样的很开心很期待，可，却high不起来。
票，买了。手续，也办妥了。
假期，本来等不及，现在反而不很期待。
早就计划好的旅程，即使一个人，依然会踏上。
可能会很沉重，也很清楚。
知道这一趟招来了不少担心，也有人试着说服我放弃旅程，但倔强的个性不是容易说放弃就放弃。
没有什么特别的计划，走一步算一步。
不是小孩子了，没有什么好担心的。
如果可能的话，宁可不要假期；不要太多空间，不想无意的思绪不受控制的浮面。至少时间被忙碌，事，和睡眠占领。
很多事，不是能掌控的，不愿意也只好接受。

No.1 No.2

Another surprise?
那天赶着回家跟周公约会，学生找不着，把卡和信笺摆留在桌面，呵呵，真的很好笑。
原来我又是No.2…还好啦，这个衔头不敢当的啦，good teacher?开玩笑！
臭uncle Kiew，本来一番好意拿偷偷信给看，让他乐一了的，哼！臭人！给他脸沾了光却被他笑我是二奶命：开心果第二，good teacher No.2。
No.1又怎样？哼！又没有奖品。
Hold on…不是酸葡萄心态，我也不要No.1啦，树大招风，我怕又被人陷，怎样死了也不知道。
之前在以前的学校就是光芒太刺眼了，结果被小人陷，现在在这里目前还算很好，低调些比较安全。
哎哟，同学呀，真是败给了你们。屁股大不好咩？肉肉的才好看，而且，女生看女生不准的啦，男生可不这么认为呢。
你们呀，哎…

先吃才过节

妈妈就是妈妈。
知道我一放假就走人，可能没来的及在家过端午节，所以提早裹了粽子。
比起这个，我还是比较喜欢枕头粽， 因为size比较大，馅料比较多 :D 可是妈妈说上次吃过了枕头粽子，而且端午节的粽子要这样才像样。
…现在都还不是端午节 ,这个小小粒的包到我打瞌睡都还没把米包完，而且咬2口就吃完了:((

等着瞧，你们！

呼！
很久没有这么尽兴了…香槟喝了不少，也认识了几个不错的朋友,不枉今晚放弃球赛出去疯一趟。
呃…也被整了一整晚，害我怪不好意思的。
说什么要match-make我们，故意把我们安排成一对，grrrr…死党们，你们好也！哼！迟点才找你们算账。
幸好这个Dan除了charming也够疯，也可以很好玩；而且大方，也幸好我们有默契，哇哈哈哈哈…还不是被我们整？？
不然要你们好看，哼！
可能喝多了点，脑子不够清醒，只能写这么几粒字。

我知道我很坏啦

Am I too self-centered?
很像都是人家认识我而我却没什么印象。
同事Iris原来是以前中学的学妹，小一年，跟表弟同班。她不说我也不懂。
奇怪，为什么没印象？好像没见过她的？绞尽了脑汁还是想不起 00''
很坦白跟她说，“哎呀，不好意思，我真的记不起啦，谁叫你们念书那么厉害，我都不屑念书厉害的人 :p ”
幸好她不是小气之人，反而还安慰说，“哎呀，你哪有空看东看西？年头到年尾都不知道有几天在学校，每天不是练习就是比赛。”
Θ¥Θ 好像她说的没错…
最近被一个人搞糊涂了，很像很认识我那样叫我的名字，可是左看右看还是不记得认识她可是她却说认识我 ΘΘ ， 我的天，为了掩饰惭愧，只好印着头皮跟她问好然后随便聊几句过后便找借口走人 vωv
前阵子去Kuching，和朋友去pub叙旧聊天，结果一个人竟然跑来打招呼 00'' 又是一个junior ΘΘ
真想找个洞窝进去…
可能真的是很self-centered。对周围的人、事、物都很不敏感。同事Tang总爱念我很串，说我不够关心。
也对。
不想去管，不想去理。
也许我真的很坏。

给我睡一天更快乐

教师节快乐？
z z z.....7早8早要去学校庆祝教师节，不会不要吵我让我睡个饱更快乐？
醒来冲了个凉，2杯kopi-O还是很爱睡，真的是折磨?＆＃@$?
结果庆祝仪式结束了宁愿不吃茶点就回家找周公约会去
回家，咖啡，冲凉，一觉就睡了3个钟半。
真爽。

学生的心意…
过意不去。
不是不领情，成为得礼物最多的老师还不快乐。如果要学生为自己花钱才算是爱戴， 那么我宁愿不要被爱戴。一句祝福，握一个手，或者来一个友爱的拥抱，最温馨。

[还有情侣杯的，吓死我Θ¥Θ ] оо" 我不搞les的啦！

原来它们才是1pair的…

希望我就这么走了

又是泪着醒来。
第几次了？我也忘了。
我到底要这样到什么时候？
很不喜欢，很不喜欢，很不喜欢。
不停的被梦纠缠着，有你的梦，我多么希望能尽快醒来，我多么希望我还失眠着。
失眠，已是很大的煎熬了，好不容易入睡了却摆脱不了；为什么还要出现在我梦里？
就不能放过我吗？
就当我欠了你吧。
可我受的伤抵还不了对你的亏欠吗？为什么还要这样折磨我？
其后，梦到了出车祸。瘫在被撞得破烂的车子里，我知道我全身是伤，我知道血不停的流，可是我，并不觉得痛；
犹记意识慢慢失去的那刻，只想到了你，我只想到了你。
我流着泪。
我希望我就这么走了。我真的希望。

我吃的食物流去了哪里？

晚餐后的2个小时和朋友喝茶又一餐，称一称，幸好没戴眼镜，不然跌坏了要花钱修理就不好ΘTΘ又要被念了…50kg都不到。最近已经很拼命的吃了，而且又是吃了又睡那种，以为体重已经升回了标准的BMI，结果还是underweight ФTФ
Medical check-up 最近才做过了，若有什么问题医生一定会说的，haiz…搞不好连医生也check不出的什么不知名的末期怪病？？？
早点去跟阎王打招呼无妨оvо

七仔娶新娘？？

哈哈！太可爱了，真的舍不得用。
物轻情义重，小小的一份心意，呃…不对，是2份才对，很窝心。
来自2位可爱，举止斯斯文文，却shockingly的会打球的女生 ,真的出乎意料 Θ6Θ [我很斯文，不代表我不会打球]
其实看到她们肯努力，肯下功夫，肯用心学习就已经很开心了；毕竟，没有很多人喜欢上英文课，也没有很多人喜欢‘文法复杂’的英文，所以，很愿意陪她们学习；知道她们一向都很贴心：打球、送便当、糖果，等等，没想到竟然还送小礼物来回报。

我讨厌它回来

做了一晚猫头鹰，预料今天会变单眼皮。
醒来一照镜子，果然没错，看不见自己的脸，却看到了国宝一只站在镜子前。
不敢看。
不喜欢憔悴的自己。
累。身与心。可是却睡不着。
很努力的不让自己掉泪，却湿了枕头。
讨厌。为什么总是甩不掉？
那感觉，又回来了。很失败。
前几天的没有由来的偶尔感伤，就应该预料到的了。以为只要努力的使自己忙碌，努力的疯癫，努力的让自己开朗，努力的不让自己有太多闲暇就可以摆脱。结果却不能如愿。
讨厌这样的一个自己。
= = =
一直不停地说服自己，可能，是我前世欠了你，所以今生换你来使我为你受伤。我以为这样想会比较好过一点，心，不会那么凄悲；以为把一切当作还债就可释然，不再耿耿于怀；我一直不停的这样对自己说，可是为什么心，还在淌血？

谁说她们是烂苹果!?

谁说她们是烂苹果!？
成绩不好罢了，又不是她们想要的，没有人想一辈子被人看不起，没有人想失败一辈子；是谁不想品学兼优？有谁不想高人一等？她们只是没有人推她们一把而已，不需要给她们判死刑，下定论说她们是一辈子的失败。
今天真的是很感动。
下课过后进班竟然有爱心便当等着 ^0^
学生把之前上家政课煮的食物为我留下来。噢！！救命！不是一份，不是2份， 而是3、4份，而且份量超多，个个都吵着要我吃她们的。
呜…吃死我了…，还要打包回家那种 Θ¥Θ
不得已，太热情了 ōüō
我不是美丽斯文的老猪，不温柔也没什么耐心，没听话照样骂，明知故犯一样给处分；就不懂为什么她们这么黏我？？？
我的妈！还有人问我目前是不是单身，说要介绍男朋友给我 Θ¥Θ
真是败给了她们 ΘΩΘ …

Oh My God!! 真是太太太好吃了！

母亲节快乐！
妈妈您不喜欢icing,这是我亲手为您做的没有icing的蛋糕。
我的爱心，希望您吃得开心 0v0


哇哈哈哈…这蛋糕真的不是开玩笑的好吃哦！

《真的爱你》

在众多的流行曲中(可能不再流行了，80年代的歌)，最喜欢的一首就是Beyond的《真的爱你》，它的歌词，很实际，表露了妈妈为了家为了子女默默的付出和牺牲：
《真的爱你》
作词:小美作曲:黄家驹
无法可修饰的一对手
带出温暖永远在背后
纵使罗嗦始终关注
不懂珍惜太内疚
沉醉于音阶她不赞赏
母亲的爱却永未退让
决心冲开心中挣扎
亲恩总可报答

春风化雨暖透我的心
一生眷顾无言地送赠

是你多么温馨的目光
教我坚毅望着前路
叮嘱我跌倒不应放弃
没法解释怎可报尽亲恩
爱意宽大是无限
请准我说声真的爱你

仍记起温馨的一对手
始终给我照顾未变样
理想今天终于等到
分享光辉盼做到

妈妈的歌…
「世上只有妈妈好，有妈的孩子像个宝
投进妈妈的怀抱，幸福享不了
没有妈妈最苦恼，没妈的孩子像根草
离开妈妈的怀抱，幸福哪里找？」
小时候第一首学唱的歌，哥哥姐姐都去上学了，只剩妈妈弟弟和我在家。那时我们大概3、4岁，妈妈总爱边工作边哼曲子；我和弟弟年纪较小还不懂读书写字，所以妈妈哼曲子我们也都学着哼。
现在我们长大了，妈妈很久没哼这曲子了。想必她一定要哼给她的孙子听吧？她期待了很久了，可怜的妈妈，想孙子想到变长颈鹿了。

Fear Factor!

The worst phobias you should be afraid of…

Ablutophobia

What Is It: Fear of washing or bathing.Worst

Case Scenario: Being married to someone with automysophobia (fear of anything dirty). Or working at the laundrette.

Anglophobia

What Is It: Fear of English or the English culture.

Worst Case Scenario: Being driven in a Range Rover to a tea party at the British Council by someone named of Elizabeth, while listening to the Fergie’s London Bridge.

Cacophonophobia

What Is It: Fear of bad music.

Worst Case Scenario: Sharing a shower cubicle with William Hung. Oh wait, that’s scary on so many different levels…

Chaetophobia

What Is It: Fear of hair.

Worst Case Scenario: Next to being in Britney’s shoes, which must suck, a chaetophobic’s worst fear is not being able to grow up to be a hairdresser.

Chrometophobia

What Is It: Fear of money or the fear of touching money.

Worst Case Scenario: Your name is Oprah. Oh, so that’s why she keeps giving away lavish gifts on the Oprah show!

Chirophobia

What Is It: Fear of hands.

Worst Case Scenario: Trying to eat. Trying to do your homework. Walking around Vietnam with beggars waving their frightening arms at you, asking for money. Oh, what a panic!

Erythrophobia

What Is It: Fear of red lights, blushing or the colour red.

Worst Case Scenario: You’re an ambulance driver with acne problems.

Ithyphallophobia

What Is It: Fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.

Worst Case Scenario: Being George Michael.

Megalophobia

What Is It: Fear of large things.

Worst Case Scenario: You’re a girl who doesn’t ask for much. The peculiar girl who is happy for the diamond on your wedding ring to be a speck of glitter dust and your house cozy like a closet, but you’ll never feel the true satisfaction of romance, for obvious reasons.

Neophobia

What Is It: Fear of anything new.

Worst Case Scenario: Going shopping. Or in your friends’ case, going shopping with you, because you dress in clothes even the Salvation Army would reject.

Osmophobia

What Is It: Fear of smells or odours.

Worst Case Scenario: Everytime you go to poo…

Phonophobia

What Is It: Fear of noises. Sometimes manifested in fear of voices or one''s own voice. Also of telephones, because all you hear is a voice.

Worst Case Scenario: “Satu, Kosong, Tiga, Sembilan”… goes the cue, slowly as you look on your queue number which is 1539 at the passport renewal counter. Then you get on the flight, seated next to a cry baby.

Papyrophobia

What Is It: Fear of paper.

Worst Case Scenario: Having your final exams tomorrow. After defecating, you discover that there’s no water. What do you do? Face your fears?...

Sesquipedalophobia

What Is It: Fear of long words.

Worst Case Scenario: Mary Poppins singing “Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious”.

Urophobia

What Is It: Fear of urine or urinating.

Worst Case Scenario: You just had plenty of beer.

Venustraphobia

What Is It: Fear of beautiful women.

Worst Case Scenario: Being adopted by the Brad and Angelina

Raja Petra released on bail

Malaysia Today editor Raja Petra Kamarudin was released on bail Friday. He was greeted by his wife and supporters at the Petaling Jaya session court.

source: http://thestaronline.tv/default.aspx?vid=1326

Punctuation

An English teacher wrote these words on the whiteboard: "woman without her man is nothing". The teacher then asked the students to punctuate the words correctly.
The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."
The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."

Love Songs You Should Never Dedicate

1. I Wanna Have Your Babies – Natasha Bedingfield

"Freaks men out, just a little less than castration"

No song guarantees to make men run in the opposite direction like this one. Indeed, if you plan to have a love life, first your mission would be not to scare away boyfriends who are not ready for marriage (yet). Girls, take it out of your playlist now! Censor it like a plague in your Friendster, MySpace or personal weblog.

Sample lyrics:

I wanna have your babies / Get serious like crazy / I wanna have your babies / I see ''em springin up like daisies!

2. I Would Do Anything for Love (But I Won’t Do That) – Meatloaf

"Ok, I give up. What is it that you won’t do?"

Help her cheat on her exams? Buy her a Louis Vuitton handbag? Walk her dog? What? What?!Sample Lyrics:

But I''ll never forgive myself if we don''t go all the way, tonight / I would do anything for love / I would do anything for love / But I won''t do that!

3. Every Breath You Take – Police

I’m calling the cops.

"Funny they are called Police, because that’s whom you’d call if you heard it being dedicated to you on MixFM’s Love Songs & Dedications. Even the first few words of the song, “Every breath you take / Every move you make / Every step you take / I’ll be watching you” are enough to make any girl reach for the pepper spray. This voyeuristic anthem has ‘stalker’ written all over it. It’s a classic tune, but stay away from this song during a date, at all costs.

Sample lyrics:

Every smile you fake / Every claim you stake / I’ll be watching you / Oh, cant you see /You belong to me

4. Two Steps Behind – Def Leppard

"I’m calling the cops… again."

And if you were stupid enough to play ‘Every Breath You Take’ on your date in the first place, continuing with this song back to back would… well, don’t say we didn’t warn you!

Sample lyrics:

Whatever you do / I’ll be two steps behind you / Wherever you go / I’ll be there to remind you / That it only takes a minute of your precious time / To turn around / And I’ll be two steps behind.

5. Can I Touch You There – Michael Bolton

"The answer is NO"

Michael Bolton has so many offences to his name, some of them include– the worst hair of the 90’s, corniest lyrics award and songs that work faster than tranquilizers darts. But this song tops them all with OTT sleaze and grossly inappropriate songwriting that puts it firmly in the “to be enjoyed in private” section. The moment it plays in the car, you’re bang on cue for sexual harassment lawsuit or a slap on the face.

Sample lyrics:

Can I touch you there, touch you deep within, oh / Can I touch you there, can I touch you oh...(there) / Need to reach the very deepest part of you / Let me be the one to show you just what love can do

6. Said I Love You But I Lied – Michael Bolton

"Any vacancy at Tanjung Rambutan?"

They say women are complex beings often not understood by men. Well, Michael Bolton has single-handedly reversed the age-old axiom. Now even men can be indecisive, schizophrenics. Never has a song tried to be sweet, but turned out so absurd. Said I loved you but I lied''Cause this is more than love I feel insideSaid I loved you but I was wrong''Cause love could never ever feel so strongSaid I loved you but I lied…God Must Have Spent a Little More Time on You – N’Sync"Oh my god, that’s like so sweet or something" Boy band’s inherent powers work like a charm on teenagers and pre-pubescent children – when their vocabulary isn’t quite as complete. Thus these cheesier than cheese pick-up-line lyrics are useless after high school.

Sample Lyrics:

Your love is like a river / Peaceful and deep (peaceful and deep) / When I look into your eyes / I know that it''s true / God must have spent / A little more time (on you, on you…)

7. I Go Blind – Hootie & the Blowfish

"A song that’s almost as bad as the band’s name"

We’ve heard a lot of bad band names like My Chemical Romance, Fat Boy Slim, The Artist Formerly Known As Prince, Frankie Goes to Hollywood and Sex Pistols, but Hootie and The Blowfish comes close to being in the top 10 most idiotic names. Speaking of bad, now on to the lyrics…

Sample Lyrics:

Every time I look at you / I go blind. (Repeat twice. Oh my god. Do you really want to know what the rest of the song is like?)

8. Glory of Love – Peter Cetera

"So cheesy, it’ll make a mouse vomit!"

You know you’re trying too hard when. You know you’re not getting any call back when. You know you are going to end up a 40-year old virgin when you make a mix-tape (or disc) filled with love songs and one of them include Peter Cetera’s Glory Of Love. His impossible falsetto and goose-bump lyrics will make even the most romantic women cringe. You’ll have better luck with Hanson’s Mmmbop.

Sample Lyrics:

I am a man who will fight for your honour / I’ll be the hero you’re dreaming of / We’ll live forever / Knowing together that we / Did it all for the glory of love / Just like a knight in shining armor / From a long time ago / Just in time I will save the dayTake you to my castle far away. (Vomit).

10 Things Women Think is Hot (but not)!

(Came across this article. Feel it's something good to share with the womenfolks. Cheers!!)

If what you read is to be believed, there are 1,001 easy ways for a lady to land a stud and another 100 dictates what men do as “hot”. What a load of %$#&! It’s time men spoke out and cleared the garbage about women’s expectations and ridiculous must-haves, must-dos and what not. The truth is going to hurt, girls. But it’s one small step for Kenny T, one giant leap for men-kind.

"We're into food and romance. Just not both at the same time."

Yes, we like beer. And we like beef. But that doesn’t mean the steak has to be boiled in beer?” Having dessert and whipped cream while making out, are extra works we don’t need. After all, men do think about sex like every six seconds, so we’re pretty much good to go on the rocks (yea baby). The whole ordeal is messy and heavily hyped by little ugly Bettys working long hours in a women’s magazine, trying to fill up the pages with fantasy read. So keep the whipped cream for your sundae, although we like some things wet, we like our bed clean and dry.

"Making men wear your knickers is degrading and not fun."

If we’re actually enjoying this it could mean only two things. Either you’re big on girl-on-girl action or I am enjoying my role as RuPaul a little too much. Posh and Becks may have found it to spice up their relationship, but then again they are from a different planet. One is an amazing chisel-bodied model superstar with a talent for balls and the other, well probably the skinniest thing to walk the earth. Plus, of course you want to tell the world crazy things in your autobiography (these books need to be sold?). Men do find these nightly pleasure items sexy on you, but there are many things in life we can do without – like trying your lingerie on.

"Staying-in bores the hell out of me."

Women love cuddling, knitting, gardening, making dinner and showering for what seems like an eternity – all of which are indoor activities. They will make you cancel plans with your buddies and ask that you spend more time at home, lazing in bed, baby talking and calling each other pet names to kill time. Ladies, listen up, we may indulge you once in a while but seriously, it is so annoying. We need to see the sun once every weekend and catch up with our buddies and talk about guy stuff. You know stuff you don’t enjoy such as soccer, cars, computers and Paris Hilton. If we don’t spend one weekend together, don’t get all paranoid and psycho - it’s not like we don’t love you. Don’t forget that we’ve dumped our ex-es before, and we can do it again.

"The size of my hand does not equate the size of my tool."

Baby, c’mon. Just because I’ve got small hands doesn’t mean you ain’t going to get no satisfaction? Some may judge a man by their wealth, some the size of their shoe but that’s like judging a girlfriend by the size of her chest. You wouldn’t like that, would you? Just like Carrie in Sex and the City, sometimes women read too much into things and get so caught up in popular misconceptions, they lose track of reality. All thanks again to trashy women’s magazines.

"If you find it okay to have men hold your handbag while you shop, you should also be able to not whine when we want to watch football instead of Desperate Housewives."

We’re not keen on being your he-b*tch. Carrying your handbag while shopping in KLCC is a privilege, not a right. We’ll gladly lighten your burden when the shopping gets tough but you must be able to extend us the same courtesy. It’s called compromise. And that’s how relationships work.

"Chick flicks are your indulgence but our torture."

The Holiday, Titanic, and Steel Magnolia are not bad movies. In fact, they are quite good, unless you want me to watch them over and over again. It’s not in our nature to watch tearjerkers and even Hilary Swank agrees, boys don’t cry! Please help us be a man. We only want to see Susan Sarandon pulling somebody’s hair or in a car chase, not waxing philosophical and making us squirmish with touching mother-daughter scenes. The pleasure gland in our brain is more connected to explosions, Borat, skimpy outfits, James Bond and Octopussy. And if you ever do meet someone who enjoys Casablanca and Breakfast at Tiffany’s as much as you do, and can even quote Audrey Hepburn, you ought to start questioning, “is this a ‘boy-friend’ or boyfriend material?”

"Six packs are nice. But average built is not bad either."

So you like Ryan Reynold's body? So do we. But real men don't just spend their day waiting for Steven Spielberg to call, date Alanis Morissette and stay in a MTV Crib worthy mansion with a built-in gym. A lot of us work long hours and can hardly find time to sit down and surf the channels, let alone get busy on the treadmill. So please go easy on the expectations on the first date - love is not measured by our biceps, six packs or bubble butt. It’s easy to criticise our slight love handles, but just remember, the next time you ask us if that dress makes you look fat, we can always be honest and say, "Yes".

"Women love surprises, but after 5 years, do you think it’s still easy to surprise you?"

We’re human. We err. We forget. We can run out of ideas to surprise you. It’s not that the spark has gone. It’s still here, in my heart (and my pants). Your man can come home with a box full of surprise chocolates or small gift. And most of the time, we do remember important dates, but it’s easy to forget the times we remembered and you remember the times we forget. So cut us some slack, remind us sometimes of the small (but very important) things like the anniversary of our first kiss, the music we first danced to, what I said to you the first time we met and what you were wearing that day.

“We don’t get the idea of flowers. Can we please get that out of the way?”

Men find it extremely frustrating when you pull a “mind reader”. Most women do this - telling us you hate flowers, but expect us to miraculously know when you’re in the mood to receive them, that’s NOT cool. Who in the world gives flowers to their girlfriends anyway? Unless it’s Valentine’s Day and you’re put on the spot or your wedding day, otherwise they make no sense. They wither and die in two days. They cost a bomb. 9 out of 10 times you’re given a bouquet of roses, you leave it in the car because you’re too shy to bring it to dinner (walking around Bukit Bintang with the flowers isn’t exactly low key). Then you take it home, put it in a vase and throw them away after 5 days. So why can’t I just get you an SD card, a nice blouse or a snow globe instead?

“Paying for all your meals is a man’s duty? So is your shopping? I’m sorry, who died and made me your sugar daddy?”

Snaps for you girlfriend, if you’re able to walk the feminist talk that women should have equal rights. Then we have equal rights to treat each other to dinner sometimes. I don’t have to practice my signature till my hands and my wallet is sore, every time you feel like retail therapy. It wouldn’t kill to learn to use a screwdriver or troubleshoot your computer too, instead of asking us to come over at 1am just because you think your motherboard is pregnant. Heroes do get tired of rescuing damsels in distress, you know? Men like women who are smart, confident and those who take good care of themselves. We really do. So stop buying into the hot tips from your BFFs and trashy mags, the only lip service you truly need is from a man - now that’s HOT!

才30分钟，无聊毙了！

无聊。
来得及睡醒看那可怜的短短30分钟国会下议院直播报告。没有争吵，没有混乱，一点都不精彩。
…
可笑的是，七早八早的，竟然也有YB在国会钓鱼z z z …，还被镜头拍摄到，真丢人！(只差没照到他们流口水啦 Θ^Θ )

加入了一些部落政客以及journalists的page进我的blog,呵呵，方便以后八卦。

我是二号？过奖了

我不是开心果啦！Cheerie Faye? 开心果二号？真是褒扬了。
我知道我每次都很衰啦，寻人家开心，讲正经的话时是总爱想些有的没有的，我其实也不想的，只是不知道为什么搞怪的脑筋突然间变灵活了，所以总是不正经。还有，每每讲到某些事时，总会有什么怪怪的念头闪过，不得已，谁叫自己这么坏？
开心果跟我扯不上什么关系啦，你们说黄主任是开心果一号，我不是二号也攀不上啦。虽然我们都爱搞怪，但说开心，我远远不及他啦。只是随便吹水车大炮，再说些无厘头捣蛋的话罢了，而且性格也很串，这也叫开心吗？
呼…！想不通… *U*
太正经我会很辛苦的 θ_θ

结婚=保障？搞笑!

大学的同学结婚了，同事要结婚了，亲戚的孩子结婚了，中学的同学也好几个做妈妈了；连小自己5岁的堂侄儿也做爸爸了 Φ_Φ
朋友问，人人都结婚了，羡慕吗？赶快加油哦!
噢！拜托！单单去年就以做了4个朋友加姐姐的姐妹了，那种感觉麻了。
之前，事发前可能会有一些些憧憬，一点点向往。但如今，只能说，不了，学会了。
不能再让自己受伤了，经过了一次又一次以后，已经不能再承受什么了。
朋友们都很热情的做鸡仔媒人，知道他们的好意，怕我孤独终老,ok,也很大方的应酬，反正没事做，也可乘机嘻哈一番，年轻，本来就应该疯狂，何乐不为呢？只要不要强迫我认真就好了。
说我铁石心肠也好，不认真也罢，目前享受的是flirting，不会轻易再放下真心了，也不会再相信了，更不会为某个人而死心塌地了。
什么真心什么承诺都是屁话来的啦。哼!有人赌气的问说要不要挖出他的心来证明他的真心，结果还不是负心？
结了婚就是幸福？婚前的一生一世跟本是大便。
身边的男性朋友结了婚还不是一样调情鬼混？有的还离谱得说只要开口他可以放弃在家的太太，真是该死！
所以啦，不要问我羡不羡慕，因为，眼前的例子这么血淋淋，我还不想堕落到这么凄惨的处境。
所以啦，就人家所说，年轻就是本，不享受单身，太认真，为什么？搞不好明天就这么挂了，不是浪费了生命？
婚礼，一样会照常大方的参加，祝福，还会衷心的送上。

这才叫周末

接力式的睡了18小时，呼！才发现自己是这么厉害的 ^∨^
大伯公寿诞庆典，去了庙里给上了炷香。很热闹，人很多。可惜抽了个不好签，丢了进火炉里给烧了。
陪妈妈观赏了庆祝节目。噢…唱的都是老歌，真是受罪。还有老人节目表演，像街头卖艺的那种，敲锣打鼓吹笛子，街坊民众有兴趣的都可以献唱。Surprisingly,很多人都很大方的献唱呢！
(也有的献丑 Ф_Ф)
很久没有陪妈妈出来活动活动了，平时只有去超市买东西罢了，很是惭愧。

热闹的群众

部分的表演

[很奇怪，处身热闹的场面，面前呈现精彩的表演，却觉得寂寞。我望着观音娘娘的神象，心很酸，很想哭，很想哭…]

Yeah!!以后不必这么早去学校了！

Phew!苦 练了一个月多， 终于过了这场比赛。
本身还是第一次负责academic方面的赛事，运动方面的经验是丰富得很，没想到自己原来也很‘文’，也证明了运动员并不是人人所认为的‘头脑简单四肢发达’。

[哼！ 回想以前， 还是我的小学有始以来第一位书法比赛全Sibu第二的学生呢！]
昨天告诉2个朋友(1个是中学的学长，昨天去了他的salon给他设计一个新的形象，另一个是台拳道的学长)，我在学校练习诗歌朗诵他们的反应确确实实是吓了一大跳， 因为他们都可以说是跟我一起长大的学长也知道运动是我的强项，只是没听说我也会诗歌朗诵。
哈！也没有什么人知道我演戏也很棒的咧…
校队得了第3 名，还好，连Sibu最好的中学都被我们打败，真是大快人心，哇哈哈哈…
成绩公布时，呵呵…想必最最最疯的就是我们这2个从女校来的老猪^@^，自己的学校名字还没被公布，听到那间名校被公布上台领安慰奖先我俩就高兴的在拍手了。当得知自己的学校得第三时，简直是疯了，还很大声地尖叫了出来。
噢…什么嘛..人家一定是想:有什么了不起的，第三而已，这么高兴？
当然！虽然是第三，打败名校是我们的目标。哇哈哈哈… 哈哈哈哈!其实最大的快感是打败那间备受看好的名学。呓呀哈哈!!!真爽快!!
一个多月以来每天练习的努力总算没有白费。
虽然学生们很有信心得第一但却捧了个铜 杯回来，不过因为当中有些小小的犯错，得到这样的成绩真的是很很很不错了，至少，大家都很认真的努力拼过。太大的希望只会加深失望。。
哎哟，同学呀，这是我们学校25年以来第一次参加诗歌朗诵比赛呢， 第三名很棒了啦！！

独处的好去处

周末假日的下午跑步的地方， 也是一个人独处寻找宁静的好去处。
是一个离家不远的高级住宅区，有钱人住的地方，房子都是大大间的，开的车子也是名贵车，院子很美丽。
每每假日或周末，如果天气好就会来这里跑步。沿着拉浪江笔直的道路绕着住宅区一边吹着风一边慢跑， 一圈，两圈，跑个6 ~ 7 公里， 流了一身汗，感觉很好。
跑好了， 站在江边的栏杆边， 做完了stretching, 吹着凉凉的风，望着江水孱孱，就这样静静的坐着， 思绪， 可以飘得很远很远。
偶尔， 想独处时，也会来这个地方，真希望绵绵不绝的江水把哀伤带走。
可是， 希望，始终是希望，要摆脱哀伤， 除非把心挖空，除非失忆。